thekingofholmeschapel:

harry is basically an oversized seven year old boy with the heart of a 90 year old man and the sex appeal of a calvin klein model.

Speak Now/Red Tour

• tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
• new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
• tourist: oh you think you're clever???
• new yorker: what
• tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
• new yorker: oh... oh i'm so sor
• tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
•  the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole

mazzimaz:

Lmfao look how tired I am! Off to the airport :)

sharonosbourne:

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

fun fact: I took this picture so I guess that’s all you need to know about my love life

porkrub:

*shoves 10 Olive Garden breadsticks in my vagina*